The Korean Unification Ministry. For their tireless efforts to curb free speech, return escaped North Koreans, subsidize oppression, and overstep the bounds of their largely pointless authority, the Unification Ministry has earned the Franz Kafka Award for Distinguished Self-Contradiction.
The latest episode is the persecution of North Korean free speech activists. According to this ministry, the fact the North is threatened by even the most basic criticism is in no way an obstacle to unification, but it is a perfectly justifiable reason to harass the critics.
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